What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 00:38

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Just Forget it!

They put up a sign reading

share office space ...

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Unacceptable again!

No, not a chance

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Loons and Moons

Next, they tried...

Thumbs down again.

Why in my 60s do I have a strong desire to suck cock and swallow?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

When sharing a wife, is it best with your buddy or a stranger?

Still no good.

Everyone loved it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Then came..

Minds and Behinds

Freaks and Cheeks

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Nuts and Butts

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No go.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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So, the docs changed it to read

Hysterias & Posteriors

Catatonics & High Colonics

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No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

So they tried